peter
“I’m working as a security man for about twenty years now. I used to work in the Ilac Centre and it was completely different from what I do here. We didn’t stop for a minute. Grannies were the ones who made us work. They actually do all the stealing, like you wouldn’t believe just how many cheeky old ladies out there. And you have to try to get the stuff back off them rather than…you know? You don’t want to bring them to court like, you would spend more time there than on the floor. I had to work so much because you can’t send a 20-year-old security guy to an elderly lady to deal with, so I was the one who had to take care of most of them. There were grannies in their late 70s; I remember getting stuff back from them as a successful day. I was so relieved when they sent me here; it feels more or less like a retirement, I’m telling you!”